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Last week a cop stopped me in my car. He asked me if I had a police record.
I said, no, but I have the new DEVO album. Cops have no sense of humor.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 2092 of 2327 |
Last week's pet, this week's special.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 2093 of 2327 |
Last year we drove across the country... We switched on the driving...
every half mile. We had one cassette tape to listen to on the entire trip.
I don't remember what it was.
-- Stephen Wright
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 2094 of 2327 |
Latin is a language,
As dead as can be.
First it killed the Romans,
And now it's killing me.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 2095 of 2327 |
Laugh, and the world ignores you. Crying doesn't help either.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 2097 of 2327 |
Laugh and the world thinks you're an idiot.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 2098 of 2327 |
Laugh at your problems: everybody else does.
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Laugh when you can; cry when you must.
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Laughing at you is like drop kicking a wounded humming bird.
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